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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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So let's make thus real:

There have been lottery combinations that would give you either USD $1M or $1B.

So if you somehow managed to spend exactly $1/second every second of your life—waking, sleeping, eating, bathrooming, all of it—it would take you 11.5740740741 days to spen https://twitter.com/Paul_Franz/status/1025451165142536194

8/6/2018, 6:11:00 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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the USD $1 million.

It would take you 11,574 days—that is, 1000 TIMES AS MANY DAYS—or ~31.709 years, to spend USD $1 billion.

It'd take Teflon Mask 637.3668188737 years of spending USD $1/Second to spend his entire net worth.

It would take Mark Zuckerberg 2,219.6854388635 year

8/6/2018, 6:11:01 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Jeff "my workers give themselves permanent bladder damage rather than get punished for a break" Bezos could have started LITERALLY LIGHTING USD $1/second ON FIRE back on April 3rd 1532 BCE—the approximate date the Egyptians discovered coagulation—and STOPPED on April 3rd THIS YEA

8/6/2018, 6:17:20 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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and he—

Jefferson "folx die from heat exhaustion in my warehouses but i can't think of a better way to spend my money than launching it into space" Bezos—

Would STILL HAVE 10,886,400 UNITED STATES AMERICAN DOLLARS to keep him warm for the remaining 126Days between then and toda

8/6/2018, 6:17:20 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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So maybe eat the fucking rich.

8/6/2018, 6:17:59 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Reminder that money is imaginary & this is just shorthand for concentrations of power that COULD be leveraged to help the world but aren't.

8/6/2018, 8:54:27 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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That is an amount that a person making the current mean average salary in the U.S. would need to work for ~221 years in order to ever make.

8/6/2018, 11:46:13 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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,@dessadarling:
"If you welcome every trespass
then every tramp’s a guest.
Give what they would take from you
then every theft’s a gift.
Hold too tightly to what’s in your hands or in your chest
and the future it won’t open, palm readers can’t work fists… https://youtu.be/vcpokC2Ewzs

8/7/2018, 1:16:29 AM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Oh hey my numbers were old. Bezos made another $43bn this year. That is, Jeffsly "Who needs labour unions" Bezos made an amount of money that it would, if you lit it on fire $1/second at a time, take approximately ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-THREE AND A HALF YEARS TO BUR

8/7/2018, 2:57:48 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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The Waltons make more money in a DAY than a person earning 46k/year would make in TWO MILLENNIA.

If you've EVER made less than $1.5M/year, on a schedule of Actively working for 64 years of your life, then you will likely never, EVER "earn" that much mone https://www.bloomberg.com/features/richest-families-in-the-world/

8/16/2019, 10:41:59 AM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Not EVER.

8/16/2019, 10:42:00 AM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Apply to every billionaire as necessary

2/24/2020, 7:51:06 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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If michael bloomberg became an immortal lich & went back in time, taking all of his money with him, to the moment when the Olympieion was completed (call it Dec 131/Jan 132 CE) & started burning $1/second, from that day until 11.59pm tonight, he'd still have at least $16,000,000.

2/28/2020, 12:47:27 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Any other candidate starting from that point would be broke for centuries, if not millennia, before getting back to now.

So. Yeah.

2/28/2020, 1:30:57 PM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Jelpf Betsos is now "worth" $189 Bn. That means that he has so much money that if he became a time traveling Immortal Lich, he could go back to 3969 BCE and set $1 on fire every LITERAL SECOND btwn that day & today & he would like likely Still have a few million dollars left over

7/22/2020, 1:23:35 AM

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Dr Damien P Williams Warned You About Exactly This

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Reminder that Lich King Jarf Beez-ohs, Fool of the Stars, now has net assets totaling $196.3 billion, meaning he would have to go back to the birth of Thirumazhisai Alvar, take a vow of aceticism, and burn $1/Second from that day until this moment, to have no money whatsoever.

10/28/2021, 10:50:26 PM

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